**These are my craps**

A friend forwarded me a joke, it's so funny!!
LOL ^O^

Real English Problem Joke
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets President Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say "how are you?".
Then Mr. Clinton should say,"I am fine, and you?" 
Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards, we, translators, will do all the work for you."
It looks quite simple, but the truth is....

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?"
Mr... Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: 

Well, I am Hilary's husband, haha..."


Then Mori replied confidently:















"Me too, hahaha.." 

Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.

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Another joke 

鸚鵡叫聲 

有一天，有一對情侶去餐廳吃飯。 
突然，女友很想放屁，但是礙在男友在，又是西餐廳，不想讓別人覺得很沒品。 
於是就對男友說"你有聽過鸚鵡的叫聲嗎?" 男友就說沒有。 
女友又接著說"你注意聽喔~噗~噗~噗~" 女友就藉機把屁放出來，隨後說"你聽!" …….. 
男友說：你屁放的太大聲我沒有聽到......" 


P.S. got my licence today!!! the photo is better than the old one..yay!!! ^^